I’m with you, seafood is both gross and terrifying.

He’s so uneducated on this topic he literally can’t comprehend anything you’re saying right now.

What would qualify you? Should we have some sort of mandatory genital exam before being permitted to use a public restroom now?

No, we don’t. When using a bathroom correctly we have no idea who or what is in the stall next to us, because a stall is supposed to be a private place. In my 28 years of using the women’s restroom not once have I cared or thought at all about who is pissing in the same room as me, and I would have no way of knowing…

And it goes on.

I live outside the city and work in the city, I can barely afford the $30 it takes to round trip ride the metro north already, a hotel room would be completely out of the question for me.

Cool beans.

Why does this matter so much to you???

I would feel equally as empathetic to Frances Bean Cobain if she were fighting the ex about Kurt Cobain’s used kleenex. It’s not about the item, it’s about the fact that it belonged to her deceased father.

Do you think my expressing empathy for Frances Bean Cobain somehow means I am not capable of coming to terms with the Trump era? Or am I reading too much antagonism in your reply?

As I said to someone else, it does not surprise me at all that the kind of person who’d pull a stunt like this is also the kind of person who’d be an abuser. I’m so sorry your husband had to go through that.

They don’t have to be, though. You can try to be a reasonable adult about things, it is technically possible.

I’m sorry to hear that you’ve gone through this.

It’s really such a dick move to keep someone’s dead dad’s guitar, I honestly can’t believe it.

Please god, please rain blessings down upon these special people. Please, never let them know hardships or difficulties, as that will only serve to dampen their inner light. Please continue to allow these people to walk a sweetened path, without need for self-reflection or deeper consideration of any topic. Please…

My dogma? Dude, you’re the one sending me a full paragraph of exclamation points and feelings because I mildly pointed out that speculating on whether a stranger has a drug problem is kinda gross.

No, everyone understood that you were trying to insinuate something nasty, the replies you got were people refusing to play that game with you.

My roommate is also a big fan of Halo Top, and she swears that it just depends on the flavor. I’m not sure I buy that any Halo Top flavor could ever be as good as any real ice cream flavor, but I can buy that some flavors are pretty decent.

You’re good, I feel you.

Right, because domestic violence is really only a ~*~women’s issue~*~