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She’ll be baby momma #5 for him.

I have no idea why you’re getting a pile-on here.

I found out about Lizzo from Broad City (they used this song really effectively in the season 3 premiere) and now I’m in love with her.

My point is that marriage is defined by the people entering the union, thus a marriage doesn’t have to mean “forever” if the parties entering it don’t want that. You claim that it’s black and white, but that’s just your view on what a marriage is, and it’s not universal.

Right...but there is a divorce, which makes the contract null & void, and which either party can employ at any time.

Not everyone uses the same vows. The fact that the people you know define marriage one particular way says only that you have a fairly homogeneous social circle in this regard.

I vividly remember being in 8th grade and my mom telling me how great her marriage to my father was, how strong it was, and how important it was to find a good partner you can communicate with and who understands you. Fast forward three years and they’re getting divorced. That memory definitely taught me that life…

Long story short: marriage is forever (that’s the point). If you don’t believe in that, don’t get married.

Bob and Linda’s relationship is the best marriage on television. I love that it’s an established thing that sometimes they get drunk on wine in the evenings and make questionable choices online together. #relationshipgoals

But if they were happy, who cares that it was short? People get divorced for lots of reasons, I don’t think we can speculate. I do know couples that truly divorced fairly amicably, then stayed in each other’s lives afterwards.

I think a lot of people turned off by the show assumed that they were supposed to identify with and root for the main character (because that’s how most rom-coms work), but the twist to this show is you’re really not. Like I do care about Rebecca, but the feeling you get from watching her is supposed to be “Oh honey…

I dunno, I kind of think we’d be better off as a society if we didn’t use length of time as the main metric for judging the success of a relationship.

When she disappeared everyone complained that Bernie got right back to work after his defeat, so why didn’t she? People criticized her for not being in the forefront of the revolution, and then in the next breath criticized her for not going away.

Y’know, it’s generally not a good idea to piss off your judge, and this really seemed unlikely to go their way. I can’t really imagine what their strategy is here.

I don’t get why anyone would come out swinging at a customer.

Did you waste people’s time with unnecessary details and subtext, because that’s rude.

This is true, I do love getting sweeter and perkier to someone who is clearly looking for any excuse to yell at me. It makes them so mad and so impotent! They can tell you’re fucking with them but they can’t do anything about it! Their faces get so red!

At a place I used to work at, a patron complained that one of our staff members mocked her and made her feel unwelcome. The patron complained that the staff member was scowling and rolling her eyes at the patron. We looked into it, and it turns out the staff member was just absentmindedly cleaning the area, and…

Nah man, I *like* the rudeness. It’s soooo much easier than what I was used to, it’s like a weight lifted off my shoulders.