It certainly isn't articulating thoughts coherently. Because Jesus Christ that was a bunch of nonsense coming out of his mouth.

and OMG Jenny Lewis!

Also, I tried to give away a DVD copy of Troop Beverly Hills (because I upgraded to the deluxe Blu-Ray version) and neither of my two best friends wanted it.

True. I remember how hard it was to find bras with straps thin enough to hide under the leotard spaghetti straps that had any support at all. I gave up ballet early for modern dance. (also, totally graceless with DD’s) Anything out there with a shelf bra?

I like to think of him as that guy in that movie with the girl from Survivor who isn’t Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

A gift gif, David Tennant shirtless and wearing eyeliner:

I’m hoping that at some point it’s Best Known for being Elle King’s father. She’s got a great set of pipes.

Are they trying to ruin Clueless for me?

Yuck.

Where are they getting that they don’t have a choice? They all have a choice. Don’t want to vaccinate your kids when you don’t have a good reason for it? You are free to do so. They don’t get to go to public schools, though.

Seeing Selma Blair made me sad.

(she has my old hair. oh wait. i have my old hair)

when i say “yes” three times?

We can’t discount the possibility that Sean Penn is sucking the life force out of our best young starlets, and Charlize is the only one crafty enough to get away.

I vote yes, it is shade, but as always I await the ruling of the Hon. Judge Kara Brown.

I appropriated.

Jeremy - honestly, I care more about your lack of ability in applying eyeliner and your boring misogynist shtick.

Not if you pull the Diner popcorn trick. I fall for it every time. Every damn time.