I see Ron Cey at almost every Dodger home game. Wears some sweet Tommy Bahama shirts, shakes hands, and signs autographs. Same with Garvey. Whats weird is Garvey wears a full on penguin costume. Just points and laughs at Ron. I think it’s weird and aggressive but I think the organization likes having them around.

Whoever plays Mike Love better be wearing a Beach Boys hat throughout the entire movie. Just in case we forget what band he’s in.

I did this exactly as written on friday with a large branzino and a red snapper and HOLY FUCK was it good. Served with some angel hair and heir coverts. Shit. so good.

A couple of years ago I was barreling down the freeway in my bosses $90,000 Lexus when I farted out so much shit into my undies and jeans that I had to lift my ass up enough off the seat so I wouldn’t mess the exquisite interior of the beautiful sedan while maintaining a decent and safe freeway speed. I used the last…

This is great. Thanks for the butter poach coach.