The kids are from a Catholic school. Are you sure you want those adults so close to kids?

If you travel a lot, and have kids, ALWAYS give them something when you get home. It can be a stupid paperweight from the airport shop, or corporate schwag from the client/customer you visited. It helps you remember why you’re dealing with the bullshit of travel, and it shows them you never forget about them.

Given Kyrie’s injury history, by age 38 he’ll be playing in an iron lung.

Yeah, this could actually be a case where teams just don’t want to deal with the agent, regardless of his client.  Minimizing Lozano’s commission is something all fans should be able to support.

“I don’t even have a parking ticket in the US (True)“

WHERE ARE THE DOMINOS PICS

“OK, Reggie, show us on this bobblehead where John Wetteland touched your WHIP.”

It’s probably “Urban”.

...police searched 11 addresses in Spain, finding €167,000, a handgun, stolen identity documents, jewelry, more than 50 electronic devices, and five luxury vehicles.

The balls were too shitty to place or drop kick consistently. Like a lopsided aussie rules football.

Well, he may be a giant playing in New Amsterdam old New York with four lads.

Thankfully, this isn’t an organizational problem, as the Mariners have had a Fall restraint plan in place since 2001.

I saw him on his last tour, and he didn’t go that long, but it was the same vibe as all the previous performances I’ve seen on tape.  His fastball lost some velocity, but gained extra movement.

Billy already did a series on death, the Big Send Off.  It’s quite good.  He’s been preparing for a while.

Are you sure he’s not just being “scrappy”, providing some “intangibles”, or showing his high “basketball IQ”?

It was originally “HamNo is mostly terrible ...”. Not sure why Megan went so far away from the truth in the rewrite.

The first Koet is the derpest one of all.

Well, if anyone knows about the future not looking so good.....

In my experience, people who are chronically late don’t have a problem with telling time, they have a problem telling the truth.

Video shoot for a Van Morrison song gone too far.