BumpinUgglas
zwdavis
9/6/19
1:12 PM
62

Ultimately, it was crossing the thin line between“honky honky” and “dead honky” that led to the suspension.

9/6/19
12:45 PM
133

STOP 👏 MAKING 👏 MODEST 👏 PROPOSALS 👏 THAT DON’T 👏 INVOLVE 👏 EATING 👏 IRISH 👏 BABIES

8/30/19
4:47 PM
164

They should blame the real culprit responsible for taking far too many innocent lives: puke.

8/22/19
11:26 AM
93

This is a very valid point you fat, selfish, hypocrite. 

8/14/19
12:16 PM
231

I believe it’s called acid and you buy it in little squares of paper.

8/13/19
7:13 PM
36

If you think barstool readers have heard of curt flood...

8/13/19
12:05 PM
198

there hasn’t been this much fuss about a second Schutt Air since the JFK assassination

8/8/19
8:21 PM
41

NEW YORK-Asked cop: “God, did you hear about Robin Williams?”Cop: “No.”Me: “Died. He killed himself.”Still gave me a ticket.

8/8/19
9:29 AM
50

Whoa calm down there with your kinky fantasies, Suzyn. 

8/1/19
1:16 PM
164

Don’t blame the drunk golfer. Blame Gary in 23C for yelling “GET IN THE HOLE!!” for four hours.

7/26/19
11:08 AM
28

You want to talk about Cheating? It's a breast stroke competition and all the chicks were using their hands! 

7/2/19
2:09 PM
191

Technically, this is supposed to be the “ac...

7/2/19
10:52 AM
212

If waiters gave a six minute time limit for making a decision, my wife would never eat again. HAHAHAHA!