BumpinUgglas
zwdavis
10/26/19
11:21 AM
78

Well last time I took my cat, Sarge for a standard check up and shots (and a bath for some reason) they charged us $450 (50 for the bath we didnt ask for). So im gonna guess around $700,000.

10/25/19
3:47 PM
816

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

10/25/19
12:26 PM
94

I like how 1-800-AAA-HELP looks a phone number turned into panicked scream.

10/25/19
12:16 PM
84

My personal favorite, from back when all this naming-rights foolishness started, was the Poulan Weed-Eater Independence Bowl

10/22/19
1:23 PM
14

“And I’ve got news for ya’. I haven’t been wasting my life. I’m very fulfilled with what I do. This is important. People need to relax and I help facilitate that, and without me and my hobby expertise, the nation would delve into madness. Didja think about that? I’m the only one holding you back from the ledge. Oh ‘I Read more

10/22/19
3:04 AM
215

Adam Gase’s beard is the male coach’s equivalent of the Elizabeth Holmes voice, right? 

10/14/19
9:52 PM
214

And when he went to practice the next day, a small sign hung in the practice facility that read simply: Zach Brown Banned.

10/8/19
4:47 PM
12

You could make a pretty ironclad argument for the entirety of the Browns roster being crisis actors.

9/27/19
1:32 PM
123

Wait, wait... Who are these people out there saying Geoff’s a good footballer?

9/6/19
1:12 PM
62

Ultimately, it was crossing the thin line between“honky honky” and “dead honky” that led to the suspension.

9/6/19
12:45 PM
133

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