“Because I’m such a fan of the original movies and was there opening weekend. You start to go, ‘Oh, God! The stuff that they couldn’t do,’ or the stuff that, watching it again and again, you wish they could have done. Then you’re like, ‘Ooo, this will be fun,’ even though it took a while for me to find my way into…

The timing on this reboot couldn’t be better.

Baby Boomers: Millenials are just terrible.

AWACS on, AWACS off.

Aquaman with a trident

So I saw ‘GB2016' last night (for free I should add - I was never going to pay to watch it but free tickets appeared for my department) - and it’s underwhelming to say the least. Not dreadful, funny in parts but strangely boring at times. Very flat cinematography. Not at all scary - no equivalent scene to Dana’s…

Seems like the gargantuan, oversized pickup market is pretty saturated. Maybe make a small pickup with a large bed, smaller cab (don’t need to seat 6 people), very good MPG and affordable.

What happened with me was I was out grocery shopping and after I was done I opened the app, looked around. I saw that across the road from me was a Catholic church that had four pokestops all clustered there. I decided to drive over, then dropped a lure on one of the pokestops and sat there getting pokemon. Then a car…

Or maybe just make sure your kids are playing Pokemon GO in Canada, where you probably wont get robbed at gunpoint.

Oh god, its Mustang’s wet dream.

Isn’t this the point of the game? Go to real-life locations, find some pokemon or trainer, fight them, and the winner gets the loser’s pokemon and wallet? I mean, that’s how I’ve been playing. I nailed an 8 year old in the knee with a tire iron for a sweet Jigglypuff and some pogs.

Yeah maybe don’t go walking alone in parks at 2am...

I wish this had happened a couple of months ago so I could have sic’d my physics students on it.

It would take 37.04s to cross the bridge (including the 26s used for getting up to 250mph).

Photo #1 shows owner’s perfect grasp of BMW parking procedure.

I wish more dudes would groom simply because of how gross it is to leave your little curly inch-long pubic hairs on the urinals at work.

What if the final scene of the entire series is Gendry, still rowing, looking around desperately for land?

My main issue with Bluetooth headphones is they don’t fit under my motorcycle helmet in their current iterations. They all stick out of the ear too much and don’t fit under my helmet.