Or, you know, a real doctor/physical therapist.

Consent?

Just like Yoda wanted to think of himself as a cool lovable muppet and not a CGI mess.

So, I teach Rhet/Comp (argumentative logic in a written capacity) at the college level, and have for the last twelve years.

The level of obfuscation, dissemblance, and general reliance on logical fallacies that this administration continues to engage in is absolutely flabbergasting. I’m no political pundit, but I do…

Whoa, what does the NCAA have to do with HOAs?

“And then I said, ‘The Lady IS a Tramp!’ HAHA! Eh, eh! You get it.”
“For the last fucking time, I’m not Tony Bennett.”

Are we surprised the Jets and the Sharks are beefing? Time for a musical number to solve everything.

I’d argue that using the remaining battery on his smartphone to call/upload video to CNN is also a bad idea.

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

No one likes you.

“Thoughts and prayers”

As for the demographic, Target’s focus on mom’s is central to Amazon’s approach to win wallet share. Amazon has, over the years, aggressively pursued mom’s through promotions around Prime along with loading Prime Video with kid-friendly content.

The answer is both simple and obvious: Alabama. Didn’t win their conference, didn’t even win their division, didn’t have to play an extra game against a high-quality opponent. If you’re only going to have a four-team playoff, you have to treat conference championship games as the defacto first round, and conference…

I think an expansion of the playoff needs to be offset by one fewer regular season game -- you’d basically be rewarding the best unpaid football players with an additional opportunity to have a career-ending injury.

harf harf liberals harf harf

In all fairness, there *is* a single hotel smack dab in the middle of the sports complex.

“Am I the only one who can’t warm up to this movie?”

Somebody install rich-asshole spikes on all the birds.

If she was hiking slowly, she would have been passed by other hikers. If she was doing 30 miles a day in a normal 10 hour day she would have passed other hikers. If she was slowly hiking 30 miles a day she would have yo-yo’d between being passed and passing others. There is no scenario where she would have been able…