This.

Let’s kill a bunch of people that don’t agree with us!

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.

Sarlacc

I love those odd sayings and differences though—as if I am traveling to distant lands but in my own country. The one which confused me was the Texas “I’ll tell you what...” “The rain’s gonna get bad, I’ll tell you what..” And I would patiently wait for someone to tell me WHAT, and no one ever did.

You need a rake. I’ve found shaking a rake over my head while in my bathrobe seems to get them running from me. Now if I could only find a way to keep them damn birds from shitting on my porch...one can only spend so much time shaking a rake.

“Tinder? What is it to start a fire by rubbing sticks together?” "No, that is what Grindr is for".

I find mornings and evenings in Birmingham to be just as incomprehensible.

Okay, I mean this in the very best way, but you really DO need to learn your ACAA rights. Each airline in the US is required to have an ACAA section, and we fought hard for this. :)

That was a great reply, seriously. I have never heard of “calling the special needs coordinator.” There are special needs coordinators? We can call them? If you book your ticket online, how do you access such a person?

Now I never said airlines actually trained their staff...it’s just why it’s supposed to be here. :) Most planes don’t have the requisite aisle chair either, and I’ve seen them bump folks from the 1st row in 1st class because they don’t want an ACAA complaint. But my bet is now you know about it, any flight crew you…

Just don’t confuse it with the Wings Fall Off button.

This is actually a disability accommodation. It allows folks to easily transfer from the aisle wheelchair to the aisle seat. It is most often found on the aisle seats closer to the front of the plane. (And yes, every US plane is supposed to have a special wheelchair that actually fits in the tiny plane aisles. Power…

It was my poor attempt at humour with no intent to troll. I too fear a Logan’s Run type of law in the not too distant future. It’s already talked about in certain circles so give it a bit of time. Sad times ahead in that respect.

You’re intending to troll, but I do worry that a Logan’s Run-type future is inevitable at our current population growth rates. I’d rather see skyscrapers all over the place than something like that.

“...sticks out in Brooklyn like a middle finger.”

I help people troubleshoot computer problems and I often make the distinction between a test and an affirmation of faith. For example jumping up and down on a tree branch to prove it can hold your weight is an affirmation of faith: if you assume that the very bad thing that could happen won’t happen, and you don’t…

I think the reporter didn’t miss the point. The presenter saw his opportunity and took a stab at it. From what I can tell, neither of them seem too sharp. I don’t know how else to slice this, but hopefully they’ve gotten a handle on the situation.

Thank you. That was the best a laugh I’ve had since the guy in the cubicle next to me stapled his hand to a memo by accident on Monday.

Yeah, I’m not going to be able to get more than 3 stabs into the video