I'm so ashamed to have the same birthday as this man.

You know who the smartest guy in the room is sick of? The dumbest motherfucker in the room.

This was definitely the year of Wolfenstein: The New Order for myself. Most of id Tech 5's pop-in texture issues are solved by running more powerful hardware and increasing the graphic texture cache to large (plus the Nvidia transcoding definitely helps... sorry AMD users). Excellent physics. This game looked pretty…

Damn right. Kudos to him.

I'm glad somebody finally said it.

Tim Burton criticizing somebody for using the same style over and over? That's rich.

This reminds me of the Kickstarter for the plastic rectangle. It was nothing more than a chunk of plastic about half the size of a brick, and it raised over $30,000. Every single person who contributed to that project should be shamed publicly.

This sounds like a great idea. io9 and Kotaku seems to be pretty eddy-free as well.

Deadspin was a lot more fun and lighthearted before the Gawkers and Jezzies started coming over and assigning generations of blame to every single fucking story that comes down the pike.

I loathe how predictable it is when somebody says that piracy is bad because it hurts people, especially smaller artists that can't afford these losses (and boy, are there studies showing that it does), whereupon twelve people immediately rise up in the comments, sticks their fingers in their ears and call him/her an…

As an independent artist who has been digitally ripped off, denying me cash that I rightfully should have had (and damn sure need), I wish I could buy you a drink.

My study partner in college Trigonometry was five years older than me, had her own apartment and was very excited about being presented with a blank slate that she could "teach things to the right way." I was very up for learning; what I learned was basic missionary, advanced oral sex and that it's a deal-breaker when…

This is something that belongs on the resume of Rodney Ruxin.

I'm addicted to live sporting events, and sports bars are absolutely awful. Unfortunately, cable shall continue in our household.

I realize I'm in probably in the minority by saying this, but it's about goddamn time..

I don't know. I actually saw Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 and it was so fucking awful, I can't believe that the person who first pitched the idea at a meeting wasn't immediately ejected from the building. We were at a friend's house who has younger children, it was playing as we walked in and I found myself unable to…

Laptop versions of graphics cards may work but are NOT officially supported.

Agreed. There's a very good reason why the animal photo leading off this story isn't the first one on the list.

Good point. I was actually glad to see that Ellie did not make the list; my dog's name is still relatively unique. The Bella one was not a surprise to anybody who has been to a dog park in the last four years.

Who the hell names their dog Zeus?