Actually, the most likely explanation is that the management of the Oakland Athletics are a bunch of cheap fucks.

So frightening. Get well soon, Eric.

I smelled the cauterization when they removed a spongy, benign mass from my shoulder. It was very unpleasant.

No Monchichis? No Road Rovers? Glad there's a part two in the works...

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3. That series is the reason why we haven't gotten rid of our ancient PS2 yet; that game, from level design to soundtrack to all the hidden goodies, was perfect.

I think rabbit should be much higher than #42. When I've told people in the past that barbecued rabbit is amazingly delicious, they react like I've suggested Hitler wants to have sex with their grandmother.

Wow. Lethal accuracy.

I'm an avowed IPA-hater, but I've also been faithfully drinking Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale since 1992 when we first became acquainted. Such a great beer; thanks for shining a light on it.

Quick question: since the game runs on the id Tech 5 engine, did you experience any problems with texture pop-ins as have been noted in Rage and Wolfenstein: The New Order?

As a high school sophomore, I got stinking drunk one night on an unholy mix of roughly half a dozen beers, three wine coolers and three-quarters of a pint of pretty good rum. To get back at me for drinking up all his pirate hooch, the hostesses' father told me he had some great caviar and I, like the drunken imbecile…

Cool Colt. Stone the fucking crows. I went to Chico State in the early 90's, and the alcohol companies used the college students as test monkeys for all kinds of weird, flavorful and downright wrong beers. Cool Colt was one of those; it had a fucking blue label, I remember that, and tasted like menthol and malt liquor…

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I wish I could give this comment five stars. Pirates should be keel-hauled.

The destruction of the Sandleford Warren sequence in Watership Down, along with the various flesh-tearing and bunny fangs being sharpened on each other, made one hell of an impression on me as seven-year-old. The real kicker was that I had already read the book so I knew what to expect... and then I was completely…

I really love bacon, but I prefer it as a supporting player rather than the main event. A plate with ten slices of thick-cut bacon is good; a plate with hash browns, eggs over easy and five strips of thick-sliced bacon is heaven on Earth.

Star Blazers. Notable not only for being the first cartoon I saw with an overall plot arc, but also for the first time seeing animated folks die on-screen.

Stole my thunder. Probably better than what I would have posted.

Sierra Nevada makes a great beer. However, anybody else want to see a few more red, porters and stouts mixed in among the NEVER-ENDING WALL OF IPA that always confronts me at my local adult Disneyland For Drunks?

I've been a roller derby referee for a few years; welcome aboard! Please, don't go with Hurt Reynolds. There is already one, and he's very respected in the community. Taking someone else's name is not cool. How about "Adamantium Rose," since adamantium is the strongest comic book metal ever created and you're already…

Former player Lynn Swann has also been hired as part of the NFL's PR blitz, and has said that blackouts "help to keep NFL games available to every viewer on free, broadcast television."