I glanced at this too quickly and thought it said “as he adjusts to having a BROTHEL?” That would be an interesting plot point and make me run to my local cinema!

I think so. They keep using the lost bookmark argument. My dad still has a flip phone and I constantly have to tell him you can answer by pressing the green button if the phone is flipped open. He insists on closing it then reopening it and hanging up on me ALL THE TIME. They are asking me to call the cable phone etc…

Hippity Hoppity Spicey’s on his way...

My parents (also Trumpkins) still pay around $20ish a month for AOL since the 90s. We’ve had WiFi for ages and the argument is “the interface is nice and I like my bookmarks.” I can’t.

Only laughing because your words caught me at the right place, right time lol! I often lay awake at night writhing and weeping for the fate of the nation...that’s my normal now...shudder...

YASSSSSSSSS!!!

All I could think about when I saw this magnificent dickwhistle spewing forth the script President Bannon gave him on Sunday morning tv was that he looked remarkably like an anthropomorphic light bulb with baby teeth.

Star because I haven’t heard “polish the knob” in a long time and actually did a sitcom spittake as I was taking a sip of soda and reading through the comments. Now to change my garment and proceed with my day. Well done!

As a Bowling Green State University grad, when I first saw Bowling Green Massacre I actually got nervous due to the increase of gun violence on campuses and thought it may have been a real thing happening at BGSU...HOWEVER...once I saw that horse-faced, shit-spewing, cockroach in a human skin suit was behind this…

Trump formatting is super hawt right now. Say something then add Sad! My friends and I have done it in jest so much we now have found ourselves doing it unintentionally. Sad!

I’m a BGSU alum and I find this comment hilarious. Well done! Total massacre on the field!

Star for the Pinot Noir song!!!!!!!!!!!!

YASSSSS also a high number of BNL concert goer here, spent ungodly amounts of money!!! Oh to be young and not have as much credit card debt again...

I LOVE THIS IN WAYS NOT YET INVENTED BY WORDS!!! Plush versions of Question Hound are in my and my friend’s offices and we feel like this daily.