Being an “adult” doesn’t mean you’re not an asshole.

“That Donda Brazil better watch out, or Hillary’ll have her ‘taken care of’.” -overheard at the poll yesterday, small town Virginia, before Donna was posing for pictures with David Clarke.

Proud to say I voted straight Democrat ticket in Virginia today; hope enough others did as well to make Northam our next governor.

Food is a depreciating asset. It loses nearly all it’s value within a few days time. From that perspective, I would give it a no buy recommendation.  

Rational self-interest told him to.

I’m not short I’m a MEDIUM sized boy

Despite me and literally every lawyer I know advising literally every client they have that they should treat work emails as if they will be submitted as exhibits in an eventual lawsuit (or read back to them out loud at a deposition), assholes still use their work email to leave bright neon trails back to their…

You mean like a 1983 claim? Because otherwise, she did sue the government... that’s kind of what got this whole ball rolling.

If administration and juries continue to ignore what’s actually being seen on the body cams, I don’t know why we would expect anything to change. It’s hard to change bad behavior without consequences.

Taxes aren’t theft. By definition they aren’t since “theft” is a legal term of art and not just “something that I don’t like”.

If you spend enough time in comment sections for posts about public policy, you’ll realize pretty quickly that there’s plenty of people who think a large segment of the population doesn’t pay taxes.

The only thing worse than candy corn is circus peanuts.

Mix Candy Corn with peanuts and it tastes exactly like a Pay Day. It was the greatest lesson my 4th grade teacher ever taught me.

This is why your house will likely get egged/TP’d.

The only reason I included “functional” is he’s gotten away with up until now, including in a lengthy contract-dispute disposition session. And despite the fact that there are dozens of independent reports on it all over the Internet, and plenty of obvious tells, not a single major media organization has pursued what…

You have to have cognition before you can have that.

not really, no

Me neither! I know it’s a petty thing to complain about scrolling to see if there’s any new shit published, but that’s a whole 2 seconds out of my time!

“What a crowd!” Trump exclaimed. “What a turnout!”