To be fair, he also asked JFK why he didn’t duck

Hands: no. Dick: i don’t want to know

You’re welcome!

“Side effects: loosening of the skin; difficulty breathing; large, hive-like swelling on the face, eyelids, lips, tongue, throat, hands, legs, feet, and sex organs; noisy breathing; red irritated eyes; severe mood or mental changes; sticking out of the tongue; trouble with breathing, speaking, or swallowing; unusual…

Well, the patriarch of this pile of Trump trash has already suggested that many deaths due to heart attacks etc. are being registered as corona deaths.

Not really that many: https://www.stats.govt.nz/news/annual-visitor-arrivals-up-more-than-1-2-million-in-five-years

Hmmm, not overly impressed by New Zealand. Remote, not many international visitors, easy to lock down for international traffic, small population and low population density, so relatively easy to manage.

“We test more than any other country, more than all countries combined! Mostly on ourselves, but still...”

Remembering their birthdays isn’t even that hard, it’s one set of twins and one set of triplets, their first child died. So just two dates to remember to buy presents and send a card.

And mispronouncing of his name or questions how to call XAEA12. Ksaijaywantoo?

“I don’t know what Kellyanne did to her deranged loser of a husband, .....“but it must have been really bad.”

I am convinced that, if Trump would wash his hair, comb it down and let it air dry he’d have a genuine bob. 

Well, to be honest, it says “requiring all individuals traveling with the VP wear masks”. One can debate that it says nothing about the VP himself. So, if you are stupid....

Haha, you’re right! Was he patient zero?

Nah, let them live but with life long severe respiratory problems and without taste and smell. 

And they don’t have a bath to bleach in

“It’s not as outlandish as it sounds, it was clearly directed as a question to his medical expert and not a suggestion to the populace to do that.”

Complicit

You know things have gotten real bad when you’re defending nazi doctors

Now I can’t get rid of the image in my head of a rather low on the lower back placed tramp stamp of Trump’s face, your anus being his mouth