Hmmm, probably good for a full body work out, but devastating for actual rowing technique. Looks nothing like what you do with hands and arms in a boat. On a normal erg it helps to point your elbows outward when you pull the bar towards your diaphragm. 

Vintage rowing exercise machines used to have oar handles. Wonder why modern ergs have just the pull bar.

I’ve seen that, so cool! I own a Waterrower though, so if someone can make an app for an iPad that would be great! Side note: the water tank of my Waterrower is leaking since a couple of days ;(((

Someone needs to make an app for this! 

On an erg, yes. On the water: being totally obsessed about your technique, every stroke is a new opportunity for improvement, getting in a trance like flow, the buzz of having a few consecutive perfect strokes, being with your team mates, being on the water and seeing swans flying over you and baby grebes, the sun on…

One of our boats is named after one of our former members, who’s first name was Dick. I am lame enough to yell through the boat house ‘guys, take the Dick out’ to my team mates.

Please allow me: Some follow their hearts, rowers follow their cox. You’re welcome.

Is black okay? https://tinyurl.com/wwzmgx6

I know, right? Arms and legs bent at the same time is a big no no, also layback before legs fully stretched.? Hurts my eyes. Even a cox won’t do so poorly.

Came here to mention that, but you’re so much more eloquent, puttin’ it in a haiku and all, a star for you

Sure, but have every attendee sign a waiver. No medical care of any kind for you if you get infected.

Matthew 22:39: Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.

The American dream is best fullfilled in Denmark my Texan friend...

Yes you can. You’ll be surrounded with professionals who will not only support you medically but also mentally and emotionally. You can do this! (Hope it won’t be necessary though)

I see what you did there

Anyone bored by the self quarantine and capable of photoshopping Jared’s face in Annabelle? 10/10 would watch

I don’t think I want anything more than smoking cigarettes in a hot tub, obliviant of what’s going on.

So you and Barack are basically cousins! ;)

This girl should be frightened as hell walking around with this weapon, because anyone that’s older and bigger than her can snatch it from her and use it against her.

City hall!