But wouldt it be glorious if you could unknot your belly button to squish out your belly fat?

Aw, all that waist training to get an hourglass figure gone to waste on this poncholike thing.

Hmm. I'd say 'thank you', continue what I was doing and not give it any thoughts.

I have the same dream, since childhood. I'm still convinced there must be an entrance to a secret space if you'd crawl trough the closet in my brother's old room.

I would if it also had an on/off switch. To switch the baby on and off that is.

May I refer you to something I posted earlier? "If you also take selfies with cum in your hair and one of you taking a tampon out of your punani, you might end up with an exposition at the National Museum of Literature in Holland. Just google "Heleen van Royen"." But maybe since this woman pretends to be a serious…

That's a good place to start. If you also take selfies with cum in your hair and one of you taking a tampon out of your punani, you might end up with an exposition at the National Museum of Literature in Holland. Just google "Heleen van Royen".

Go spend your beach holidays in Spain. You'll be in good company. The handsome and macho Spaniards do not seem to care about back hair.

Curious what will happen by the time the twin sister is old enough to use google and finds out she has a twin brother in an other country her parents didn't want to have.

Contrary to popular belief, selling cannabis/weed/mariuwhatever isn't legal in The Netherlands. They simply condone selling small amounts at coffeshops (where the ydon't even serve coffee). So selling a THC-containing e-cigarette at a random shop would be illegal. This thing is nothing more than a weed-flavored,…

"Unless of course, the team decides to call uit these fans in a public forum"

I do have the thing of getting somewhere by car and not remembering it. I can also start playing a piano piece and realise I finishing it without actively noticing that I played. It's just a surprise: hey, i'm already at the end. Thankfully, this sort of autopilot distraction never happend while taking care of my…

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If it were my children, I'd expect them to fully understand that this man needs to be reunited with his dog. We've had it for just a month and are already attatched to him, they can totally relate to the original owner having te same and even stronger feelings since he had it for years.

bitchyolympian, if you ever get the chance, visit the Museum of the American Indian in NYC. They have an awesom collection of clothing and utensils of Native Americans from the southern tip of Chili till the Northpole, super beautiful!

Madonna looks as pale and rigor mortis as a corps.

I hope she is tightly secured. Would be creepy as hell if she slowly tipped over.

Hey fellow Goran Ivanisevic fan. The day he won Wimbledon was one of the happiest moments in my life. What a man! The year before he played no. 263 in one of the first rounds an had a matchpoint against him. Then he replied with an ace on his second service. Those were the days. Since he retired I lost all interest…

Yup, the only reason to occasionaly glance at a football match is Graziano Pelle. Let me see if I can post a picture:

Blond, blue eyed freckled person here. I don't have many thoughts about the need for sunscreen, but once you experience a severe sunburn, you just know you have to use it. Last summer I thought I applied sunscreen on my shoulders but somehow I didn't. Result: a bad night of sleep, pain for days, a luke warm shower…