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There was a similar article a while back, some other thing was review bombed, and I asked the general question of who even paid attention to these crowdsourced review sites and a few people apparently thought they were very important! They were like “I don’t want a review from some stuffy professional critic who Read more

Especially Cleopatra!

That first sentence is a doozy, man.

They’re illusions, Mary Kate. A trick is what a whore does for money.

It’s one licensing deal, Adam. What could it cost, $10?

One question: What role, if any, did his grandfather have in getting those initial kidnapping/terrorist threats charges dropped and getting the records sealed?

I never wanted to be famous. I just wanted to be in lots of movies that millions of people go to see.

I appreciate the deep dive on Olivia Wilde’s Instagram to find the SPECIAL DRESSING but the cutesy Ranch joke doesn’t cut it. We all need to know what is in the real dressing. Please Lord, deliver this to us and we will be forever grateful.

Like you, I’m also not sure exactly what anyone expects to happen here. We don’t have any diplomatic relations with Russia at the moment. They’ve been isolated on an unprecedented international level. I’m sure it would be a much bigger headline if Steph Curry were arrested, but I’m not sure that gets him released any Read more

My mind. You read it. 

PLEASE stop using the word “architecting”. We are not supporting Ivanka’s nonsense words here on an article about women’s empowerment.

Soooo….what’s your plan? Have White House interns hand deliver tests to people? Get the Army Corps employees to start manufacturing tests in-house? Arrest and force vaccinate the people who refuse to get the shot or forcibly remove them to remote locations? Read more

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Costner’s Robin Hood gave us this Mel Brooks fourth wall break:

Thank you for this. My best friend and I were OBSESSED with this movie when we were 10 because they showed Kevin Costner’s butt. If you watch it now, the movie really is a bit of a turkey (except for Alan Rickman whose evil performance still gives me the creeps). Was Kevin Costner spectacularly miscast or was it just Read more

Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins was much, much worse. Read more

Why couldn’t they be from... anywhere fucking else?! I’m sick of being embarrassed to be a Texan. Read more

Thanks for letting me know so politely, I really appreciate it. 

Literally about littering!  Well done.  Have a star.

“And the one and only time that he did try to kiss me, I said, ‘No. Bill, you’re my friend.’ He goes, ‘You’re right. Good night.’ Read more