It looks cool, that is the only requirement in my book.

Wood turning videos

Bidet or death.

Goldfish crackers.

Does anybody at Deadspin play golf?

Morris Animal Refuse is actually a pretty fun follow on Twitter

When you tip that kind of hat you are legally required to say, “ Ma’am.”

My favorite parts of reading WYTS for the Bears and Vikings is reading the fans declare that their season highlights are when the Packers fail.

Whenever Norm MacDonald comes up I take the chance to post the greatest joke ever...

She’s so good in 22 Jump Street.

Wonder what happened at the end of the season...

Counterpoint: Battlehawks is the worst non-MLS name in sports.

Have you got a better idea than playing miserably defeated football for two decades for the outside chance of being considered a contender for a couple of years until the salary cap kicks in hard and you have to dismantle your team with MAYBE an AFC Championship game appearance?

I was guessing some sort of outfield shift strategy.

In 8th grade, I broke both bones in my arm near the wrist and formed a nice ‘Z’.  Luckily it did not break the skin so there was no blood, but it hurt a teeny bit, especially when they pulled it back into shape.

Is he wearing bell-bottoms?

I also like how players just seem to be randomly placed through the field on his run.

Yes, I recall the halcyon days of yesteryear when there were no weekly controversies in soccer based on disputed handballs and offsides calls.

How dare you like something.

You’re joking, right?