Pillbopx hat, a la 1060, extended into the modern day!

They're slip-in-if-you-walk-in-them boots.

Ok, but you'll still need one of those glass coffins, as seen in Bram Stoker's Dracula.

My retinas hurt.

We are amused. (Get it? It's meta!)

It makes smoking a bad thing for some people.

Jeez, was thinking this meant prehistoric twin skellytons had been unearthed somewhere, and then I thought, but how can you tell by a skellyton that the people looked exactly the same and were twins? I have a little fever, not thinking much at all!

Oh, tee hee, most amusing. What this article completely fails to address, while at the same time seeming to mock the idea that some women would like to avoid looking 'old' is that older and old people, particularly old women, aren't taken seriously, respected, or even much noticed in society. They have little power…

Famous people often get huge bux from a designer to wear a particular outfit — they don't 'shop' for clothes to wear to televised nad other events, they enter into legal contracts with clothing companies to be seen in them. I do understand what you're saying, and for sure there are gazillions of outfits from which to…

Yes, because wearing the same dress as another woman is such a tragic, horrid thing to happen! Why did'nt these women spend lots of time collaboratively deciding what they were going to wear? I mean, what else do they have to do with their time? And this is so important! Same dress?? What will people think?

This is really nonsense. Everyone here is, oh, save those poor, adorable stray dogs, stop the cruelty! I love dogs (and cats and and and) but what about what you're going to feed all those poor, adorable stray dogs? You're going to send cruelly abused adorable cows etc. to the slaughterhouse for an absolute horror…

I don't want teams! Do they want teams? A thing I saw: dog and humans in yard, cat comes into yard (also lives there), dog greets cat, cat walks underneath dog's chin a few times in greeting. Dog happy. All was well with the world.

You just got yerself trained!

Rump-in-Everyone's Face Roast? Not a fan.

I figured it out and I have literally (yes, literally) shovelled over a ton of snow so far this winter. A snow-shovel-ful loaded with snow is about 10 pounds, so all I need to do is lift two hunderd of those to make a ton. And I have. I'm in Toronto, and it's nothing but snow lately, not counting the ice storm that…

Yes, it's important to objectify black women also, and not just white women. Huray, progress!

If, in the present day, he should do or say something idiotically racist to a person of the cultural background he is insulting, then he should definitely apologize — to that person, and not the whole fucking world.

Yes, it's all heroin's fault.

any outreach programs are simply to offer food or shelter or clothing to the poor in the community, that is it. And many churchers actually believe in being nonjudgemental, so if you don't beleive what they believe, they just see it as that's too bad. And needy people coming in for free donuts or sandwiches are…

I'm guessing then that Martha gets paid in full doggy-do bags.