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I disagree. Gen X are as deep in the shitter as the Millennials. The Baby Boomers are the ones eating society from the inside and it infuriates me when Xers are stupid enough to say the same shit about Millennials that was said about us in the 80s and 90s.

Alternatively, maybe you’re in every room THEY want to be in.

For a late twenty something living at home, boinking opportunities can also be limited by the fact that parents are usually in EVERY room you want to be in.

[Sarah Jessica Parker joke]

Sochi was actually a double shithole

Anyone else hoping that Rio is such a clusterfuck that the entire Olympics thing fucking ends?

I thought Sochi was a shit hole of an Olympic host. Didn’t think anyone can top that. Thanks Brazil for proving me wrong.

Hey, I remember him.

This dick pic coverage reminds me of Deadspin’s Golden Age of athlete penis photos. In honor of it, going to remember some dick pic guys...

Say what you want about Draymond but at least his shaft didn’t hurt anyone.

To be fair, how could they have possibly predicted wind at the sailing venue?

Considering what the rivers in Rio are actually full of, blood might be an improvement...

I’m waiting for the rivers turning into blood and the plague of locusts.

Anyone using Atlas Shrugged for anything other than toilet paper is automatically a pseudo-intellectual.

Jared Leto has the bookshelf of a precocious sixteen-year-old boy. Ayn Rand and Herman Hesse should not be your favorite authors unless you stopped reading novels in high-school, just like Fight Club and A Clockwork Orange should not be your favorite movies.

Libertarians give out the books like Pentecostals do bibles.. creepy..

It’s probably because Atlas Shrugged is a trashy page-turner, couched in psuedo-intellectualism. Hell, even John Scalzi who ripped it an epic new one admits that he enjoys it and rereads it every few years.

I’ll just take this opportunity to share my favorite quote about Atlas Shrugged:

I’d love to own this gun.