I guess I’ll just have to hold onto my 97¢ HotWheels Buick GNX...

Fun fact.  You can replace the words “garlic knots” in that sentence with almost anything and not be wrong.

80s kids will need to put on reading glasses to see this thing

Its ironic and blatantly ignorant to be OK with white face and be offended by black face for comedic relief.   One is not ok, while the other being offensive.  Either both are or neither is.  

Drunk driving is bad, but DUI checkpoints are just frickin’ revenue generators.

Religion cannot exist with science or rational views. Religion is believing that an imaginary person lords over you constantly. Science has not been able to prove that and a rational person does not believe in imaginary things. 

Exactly.  Laws should be based on fairness and sound moral principles; not mythology.

Im also curious what is so fucking horrible about fairness?

I’ve been tempted to remove the tow hitches I can in parking lots and throw them in truck beds. If you’re not actively towing something, you should be removing it, not atting 4-8" to the length of your already oversized vehicle in a parking lot.

Yes, why isn’t there more opinion on Fox? It’s all just hard-hitting news, anchored by journalists like Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity, and Laura Ingraham.

First they came for MSNBC and I did nothing because the libs deserved it.

To me the scariest little kid ever was Anthony Fremont, played by Billy Mumy in the Twilight Zone episode It’s A Good Life, November 1961.

It seems like you ran into a bug where you ran out of grammatical memory. 😂

heh I always get a kick out of it. I’m a bit of an Anderson fan, so I always enjoy a nice little parody of his style. 

Uh, had not seen this.  Like it a lot.  

You can go ahead and fuck off. I know where you’re coming from. You know where I’m coming from.

Yeah but you need to understand that he is a lawyer, and understands the law. Thus, he understands morals. Because to him, the law = morals.

You are now officially added to the list of people who can be punched on sight. Congratulations.

So if someone saw a Nazi and felt threatened by their beliefs and punched them, you would consider that person to be as bad as a Nazi?

I’m not claiming any legal or even moral high ground, and I very much respect your legal knowledge, person who is presumably Tracy Morgan playing Star Jones.