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Well, that or she’s gaslighting me. I suppose that’s more probable.

Can you do me a favor and explain how toilet paper rolls work to my wife? She WITHOUT FAIL loads it up underhand every time. Like, even if she is actively trying to load it overhand, she still fails. I am starting to wonder if she, by virtue of touching a roll of toilet paper, causes it to enter an ambiguous quantum

Good to see Jeter looking after his (actual) team.

Not to mention that the NFL actively suppressed CTE research for years. I won’t be sad on the day when the NFL finally crumbles. I really just won’t.

No it was, like, definitely better. Bowtie? The Way You Move? CHURCH?!

My entire life has basically been me thinking “Welp, that person’s way cooler than me.” over and over and over again. No exception here. She is way cooler than me.

“It’s a known issue.”

It’s IKEA. Next question.

Midwestern gold mining towns, eh? What states are in your midwest?

You’d think a guy named Mora would have done a better job managing stress and timing.

The upshot of all this is that there’s just a little bit less truly horrible coffee in the world now.

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Shocked that the most obvious choice wasn’t listed:

Hey! Hey! Leave the Mormons out of this!

The headline itself is a spoiler, dude. FFS.

Yeah, gonna have to agree here. My friend randomly brought up “float tanks” when we were having a conversation one random evening, and lo and behold, I got an advertisement for doing a float tank the next day.

Straight up though I feel like NASA should contact them about the mars mission.

Ah, I see we have someone here who doesn’t know how speech recognition and passive listening can work together.

As a guy who’s been to both places many times.... this one’s not even close. It’s the above view vs. a giant jumbotron with “KING SOOPERS” on it.