Fuck the bottom line. The profit motive has been responsible for some absolute horrors and you’re essentially arguing here that it should supersede people’s basic rights.

I’d like to think that the person who keeps making this edit is some poor schmo dad who accidentally bought his kid a red lightsaber, and then the kid was like, “BUT I WANT TO BE GOOD.”

Gil Scott-Heron’s voice/work getting used in a corporate big-budget action movie trailer?

Don’t think I don’t see your Lebowski reference. Don’t think I don’t see it.

Thank you for this.

Mmmm I would really love to see the Cowboys players call his bluff. This might even get me to actually watch football again next time they play.

This is all just so mind-numbingly stupid.

<in Ken Burns baseball voiceover with pensive piano version of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" playing softly in background>

Man, if you think this is disrespectful, you need to open your eyes.

Fuck free speech, am I right?

The cognitive dissonance on the American right is breathtaking right now. It really is.

That uniform is really just an amazing middle finger to those with red-green colorblindness, isn’t it?

lol

If I went and stared at a blank wall, it would literally be a better use of my time than whatever it is that I’m participating in right now by making this comment.

Idea: Rename the team “The Cleveland Cheap Wire Shelving Units for your Closet” and then have the stadium be the mascot!

It is the only gif that matters.

I hear that in the sequel Devin Wade slowly becomes debilitated from CTE, experiencing violent personality changes that shatter his home life and close personal relationships. Then, out of insane desperation, one day he shoots himself in the chest to end his suffering but keep his brain intact so that doctors can…

You can tell these dogs are all Rockies fans because they’re all facing the giant video board in left field instead of watching the game.

This doesn’t have nearly enough upvotes.

This is an extremely reasonable position that you outline here.