This is the perfect explanation of why I loved that show so much.

Congratulations. That’s remarkably condescending and filled with assumptions.

I liked A Baby Story. It was nice and not overly dramatic. I watched it every day when I was unemployed.

So someone who is as careful about her image as Beyonce and championing minority rights shouldn’t know better?

Ooooh. #GywnGhazi

Oh that’s right I had the audacity to express an opinion. I forgot women aren’t supposed to have opinions publicly.

Yes. I spend $700 a week on daycare for my two kids.

I just realized I misspelled Kardashian. The hit men must be coming for me now.

Absolutely. I myself am quite deep in the red. It’s horrible because you need that downtime and time to be yourself again otherwise it carries over to how you do everything else.

WHAT Fuck them. I have never and will never shop there. That’s all I need to hear. Pretty sure they would try to fat shame me out of the store. Holy crap I am so mad they treated you that way.

Time that is their own, time that is not being quantified by an employer, time where they can be human adults and parents and find the mental space to look around and feel the blazing fullness of being alive.

I’m totally kidding. You should wear them and enjoy them you didn’t know when you bought them. I absolve you! (Like that means anything)

They do look very nice and stylish though. I don’t blame you. BUT I DO! CANCEL YOUR ORDER AND RETURN THEM! (no seriously don’t I bet you will look so pretty)

No, you are right. Who the hell cares. And it’s true, people take things too personally. I don’t really really care about GP myself. I generally laugh off what she has to say but it doesn’t mean I don’t have a gut reaction and comment about it. I assure you I don’t stay up nights thinking about her outside of dirtbag…

A campaign person needs to just keep a clap track on their iphone to prompt people to clap.

But what happened when they met her in person!

I know right? I am so glad to know she is on my side.

Because she keeps inserting herself into the narrative saying she knows what the little people think and feel because she’s just like a normal person.