what a terrible account. #birdlaw is nuanced and this account doesn’t understand the first thing about its ins and outs

The one thing Trump cares about more than the Twitter is watching his stories on the tee-vee

What in God’s name was Chuckles even doing up at 4 in the morning?

I remember that game, and Pitino probably switched channels a little early to follow the breaking news about the Bowling Green machete massacre.

I’m glad the Germans were offended, though, and that they said so. I wish Rittner had ripped the mic out of that shitbird’s hands.

I feel ya, but seriously it’s We’ve Got A Bigger Problem, Now (the remake, approximately, fro In God We Trust Inc). A Reagan diss is so much more appropriate than a Jerry Brown diss track!

you leave billy joel out of this

we’ve got a bigger problem now

“We’re in 2017. This kind of thing isn’t scheduled to happen again in America until early 2018.”

I’ve always been pretty sanctimonious about doxxing people—but then yesterday when other students at Central Michigan U made it a point to keep posting the real name of that shitty young Republican woman who gave out the “hilarious” holocaust Valentine card no matter how many times pages tried to delete the comments,…

I understand where you’re coming from. I’ve had too many arguments with too many self-styled activists who are legitimately blind to their own prejudices and can’t tell where potentially salient criticisms of current events in Israel blur into generalized leftist antisemitism.

That’s certainly true. I’m still all in favor of people taking the money and running before their brain is beaten into a pile of crazy-pudding.

That’s goddamn unfair and you know it.

Good take. Good dude. Hope he retires from the terrible game he plays while his brain can still think thoughts cogently!

The fact that there is a question about who was actually driving is one reason why a lawsuit is merited.

late stage syphilis was also when nietzsche turned cartoonishly antisemitic, so it checks out

more like “whack a dude in the nuts”

thiel was in town

So I glanced at your posting history and it consists almost entirely of you kvetching in Deadspin about how you just wanna talk about sports, though you occasionally seem to post on other Kinja boards (that you presumably like more) *about how fucking much you hate Jezebel and the ‘Far Left’*. I’m sure the other…

After three nights in a suite at a Trump branded hotel several years ago, I can’t even imagine what a black site prison would be like. I mean, for one thing, good luck getting room service the same fucking day you order it even if it’s something basic like a goddamn turkey club. And, of course, for another thing, he…