It was because the World Champion Chicago Cubs were involved!

AND TELL US ARE WE LOST IN THE DARK

cotd tbh, imho

[comment retracted bc jez writers have it tough enough and take enough shit that i don’t want to be a jerk, even when something they write strikes me as troubling]

lol way to lose your job for 26 likes and 8 RTs, dumbass.

of course!

Oh great GLORY BOY MAGARY posted a Planes Mistaken for Stars track. Now next time I’m at one of their shows it’s gonna be just a goddamn ocean of frat boys and poseurs all around me.

The only thing worse than pro autograph hawks are guys who get paid to play golf.

I remember he posted a cute pic of a sleepy duckling once.

That reminds me of an article in Politico about how it was kind of awkward that Penn/Wharton students loathed Trump too much for the school to brag about how he was soon going to be Bannon’s number two. One particularly spirited young woman complained eloquently that Trump was devaluing the worth of her Wharton degree.

pluck. prayer. grit.

mattybee is a helluva straight-man

however many stars this gets it deserves more

When people say Devos has never been to a public school, they’re not telling the whole story.

Never 4get: the whole “abortion is the most important issue in the world” bullshit is a grift the evangelicals literally focus-grouped because they couldn’t publicly complain about their real beef, that bob jones u lost tax exempt status for its cartoonishly racist admissions practices

ikr

People talk a lot about generations “coming of age,” but with lifespans getting longer, and with people being able to give the appearance of thriving (especially affluent, educated people with access to good healthcare) in their careers much longer than ever, it’s also time to start think seriously about generations…

Yeah.

It’s called a Disruptive Screen, aka a Pick and Galt