I’ve been watching him closely this season, and Lebron is a really good athlete, imo.

As Samantha Bee pointed out, 1986 was the year in which a beloved, “teen classic” film feature an Asian character named “Long Duck Dong,” and in which the entire premise of Soul Man was that Thomas C Howell spent almost the entire fucking movie in blackface, and Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions was a bridge too far for…

I don’t think there are nearly as many trust funds at Jez as there used to be, and it’s actually probably not accurate to call anyone trying to scrape together an income peddling hot taeks and womanist musings on the internet in 2017 a “yuppie.”

dude, it sounds sooooo creepy when you say “I pay attention to Jezebel.”

You might appreciate this, from the only Conservative whose old works I still read with pleasure:

Teams can choose between the Philly Phrenetic or the San Diego Chicken.

As a Cubs fan, I got to hear Dusty mutter that phrase more than a few times before Ken Tremendous and dak came along to ease the pain a little by mocking it.

That is more than fair.

Jesus, dude. I was being friendly.

That’s just, like, your opinion, man.

Don’t forget MRA dudes fucking LOVE Ayesha Curry.

I’m like 90% sure the part you’re reacting to, old boy, was the set up to the punchline about how no1curr about Curry’s ugly fucking shoes. It was a pretty good joke, as I read it.

“Oh great so I gotta start off extra innings with some dude clogging up the base path in front of my hitters? Not on your life dude.” Dusty Baker

Even decades after retiring, Michael Jeffrey Jordan is still a colder, crueler assassin of Joe Lacob’s feelings than Lebron is at his so called peak, if it can so be called. #taek

Ah, I’ve really missed GHWB’s way with words. “We are enjoying, uh, difficult times right now and not, er, enjoying them very much.”

I think it’s counterproductive to start with the premise “CNN has to find a way to let her on the air.”

I mean, freelance writers in a tough economy make flirty-flirt with Martin Shkrelli on Tinder to churn out columns and corporations in the most chaotic sociopolitical environment in generations peel off wads of cash to anybody with access to power. So it goes. https://mic.com/articles/126321/heres-what-happened-when-i-…

Counterpoint: Fuck anyone who *doesn’t* do dumb, goofy nonsense that occasionally gets swatted right back in their fucking faces when they’re a sophomore in high school. How else do you learn?

I can’t find the one I got for my birthday and I’ve looked up in every tree here in the trailer park :(