Poor baby.......

My Civic got hung up in my driveway after a storm for about 4 days (yes, I’m lazy). That was the tipping point that led me to buy a Wrangler that summer. No more shoveling a driveway for me!

“Juveniles are crashing into people, killing themselves,”

From the Onion:

Didn’t even read the article. Instant NP.

I wish I was. Then I wouldn’t be on this rock with vile like you.

Nobody’s better at laying low than John Cena, though. Unless he wants you to, you can’t see him.

Pre owned VEE HICK ALS!

Any Kia or Hyundai ad on the radio.
Imagine an early 90s monster truck rally advertisement. Exact same voice, exact same sound effects (hammer on anvil, explosions, random echo).
It’s actually why it took me so long to realize that Kia/Hyundai actually started making decent cars, because it seemed shady as hell.

Jill Merriam from Key Hyundai here in CT.

THE most annoying voice on radio and the reason many people I know refuse to ever buy a car from the Key group of dealers.

OMG Major World....I want a filter on Autotrader to block their listings and “A Better Way”

That is true, but they can be saved by bringing 5 gallons of gas in a can so they can get to a station. An EV is getting towed.

I am very offended. Labor Camps are a horrible way to treat people with differing opinions. For centuries Labor Camps have created untold horrors to millions of people and are still in use today. Something, something Trump and neo nazis.

Hey kids! Are you sick and tired of listening to mom and dad bitch about politics? Good news! In this leviathan of a car, you can sit in the back seats and not hear them! No, not those back seats silly...the back seats! That’s right, in the Caprice Wagon there’s enough space for you to stay well and clear of the folks…

I’m not crying, I’m smiling!

They also make lovely light fixtures.

Doom-doom...

Look, a fuckwad writing in all caps, how fucking original !

I had an 85 Calais in college. It was a chimaera of two wrecked cars that had been fused together by a really good shop and you would never realize. Silver exterior, bright red velour interior. Automatic shoulder belts meant I never had to worry about getting tickets for no seat belt. Quad 4 engine, all the nice stuff…