Fun fact: That is actually the very first penis I ever saw.

Mmmmm, I want whatever this is. It looks........ sturdy. ;D

But ‘Slutty Grandma’ is my whole style, dangit. ó_ò Doesn’t everyone have flower-print thongs with handmade lace detailing? Or chintz booty shorts with needlepoint on the pockets?

I won’t pretend I’ve ever seen B99, but every single time WTOWT comes up in any show, my only response is “NewsRadio or GTFO.”

I went to the Galapagos (i.e. the island of Here, Step Over a Bunch of Endangered Animals That Give Not One Fuck About Humans) when I was 18. I was on a beach taking long-distance pics of some cute seals, and suddenly felt something on my leg.. it was a wee seal that had schlumphed over while I wasn’t looking and…

What is going on right here? Respect for the dress that makes people wonder if all pictures of it are Photoshopped..

THIS DRESS IS MY EVERYTHING I WANT IT NOW EVEN THOUGH IT WOULD WASH OUT MY SALLOW-ASS CORPSE-WHITE SKIN. Would like in Autumn palette, plzthx.

Desperately want to see a face swap with Celine Dion. I can’t stop seeing it in my head.

Starred for the Freaking Awesome™ Pawnee Rangers.

Opera makes me BAWL, yep. I saw Orfeo ed Eurydice at the MN Opera some years ago, and when Orpheus started singing, my first thought was, “oh god, I’m going to giggle throughout this whole thing,” because the part was made for a castrato, and he was bringing it. But nope, 10 seconds later I absolutely lost it and…

How funky is your chicken? How funky is your chicken?

Not gonna lie, this is exactly how I pictured my Black Fury PC, on the run to protect her son from her packmates. The same hard, Mama Bear, “shut up, I’m doing this to save you” kind of single-mindedness. Man, I miss playing her. Oh, the 90s, where have you gone... ;)

Iolite for me! It’s pleochroic!

As a Pagan, it would be kind of nice if non-Pagans didn't clog up the festivities out of some "yay drugs and nudity" b.s. they think we're on about. :\ I used to go to one festival in KS all the time, but after a few years, we started getting a bunch of annoying drugged-out raver kids who slept all day through the…

Yeah, I was thinking more robotface than blackface. Also, argyriaface. Stan Jones should be offended.

I Have Confidence is my power song, dangit. Between that and "I Don't Care" from in the Good Old Summertime, I would wake up every morning to both of those glorious paeans to Git Er Done.

OH MY GOD THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY I had no idea!!!! I <3 Mr. Gene Poole in that show. And Harvey. Sigh. Harvey. So adorkable.

I LOVE THE FALL and I can't stop recommending it to every single person I know, full stop. Everything about that movie is A++.

Can I get a Hell to the Yes. Anne of Cleves was FINE, screw what the abscessed megalomaniac says. Also, this is perfection in every way: http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=3…

Secretary, awwww yiss. Avengers 2 is going to be a squishy movie for me once that purr starts up.