I saw him in The Surreal Life, and while I realize the sample size worked in his favor, he was the most anti-drama, chillaxed guy on that show. He seemed like the kind of dude you could play pool with while tossing back a few beers. Evan Stone (Pirates, dear god, mmmmmmmmmm Pirates) seems like the kind of dude you…

Heck with kiddos, -I'm- sad they may remove those!! (see: icon) It's hard for me to bring people over to the dark side if I can't show them Lesson Zero, the episode that makes everyone I've showed it to so far say "OMG, no way this is a KIDS show!! I must watch more!!" ;)

Fun fact: I was almost born at Paul Newman's house. (I overstate for comedic effect, of course.) Too long a story to get into, but the long & the short of it was that my dad would race cars with him (and a ton of other people, I won't pretend they were besties), and one day a bunch of groupies discovered OMG PAUL…

Darn it, how did you get that to embed? I tried to embed the FLOTUS interview, with no luck. Is it because I'm still a sad, lonely grey?

Tyler got to interview Michelle!!

It very much is like the cilantro divide. You get the tingles or you don't. I find Maria and Ilse and Heather and Aly and Emma and all of them (well, most of them) to be the most relaxing things on the interwebs. But they make my bf want to rip his hair out. I used to be a bank teller, and I had one regular who only…

What makes me the angriest? That building was the old Science Museum, where I spent many a wondrous school field trip. And then the cultists moved in. siiiiiiiigh.

Simon Pegg, you've looked better. Hope everything is ok, man!

I was on depo for a very long time, and was having trouble with the PIV sexings. I'm rather narrow to begin with, and depo works by sucking away the estrogen... which makes you nice and squishy and stretchy. So not only was I narrow, I was basically a steel tube. -_- He got me off depo, he gave me estrogen cream…