I wish to boop Pearl’s snoot.

Ta!

Any recommendations for which book to start with?

I got to the part where he describes a female character as having ‘exuberant breasts’ and threw the book across the room. I can forgive a lot of shoddy prose for solid ideas, but ... ugh.

I am not emotionally ready for perfect Alan Rickman gifs.

I found ‘Kraken’ the most readable.

Sue Perkins is my spirit animal.

American biscuits are basically scones, right?

Yup. I’m a teacher in Scotland and I have at least four teenage Lachlans in various classes at the moment. Popular among your upper-middle class Scots.

I stand corrected! :)

I know who you mean, but I don't think that was her. A definite likeness, though!

LOO-THAAA

*furiously scribbles notes*

Teach me your ways.

You’re assuming logic and reason came into this :(

He’s been speaking with less of a Scottish accent than he actually has for all his episodes, except it does slip out fully now and then - like when he was shouting ‘Why can’t I just lose?’ in this episode.

Did you see ‘Night of the Doctor’, the short film with 8 that led up to his regeneration into the War Doctor? It’s on YouTube!

I went to uni with a Thai girl whose name was Porn Thong. She went by Jane.

That’s more of an English (South-east/posh English if you want to be really specific about it) thing than a British thing.

YES. I was looking for her in the comments.