If I was just hanging out with a friend, didn’t have plans, and every employee disappeared from the CVS I was in, I’d want to see the end of that story through.

The only people who need late night cheese are pregnant or stoned.

Right. I’d probably wait too if all the people in a store disappeared, because I’d worry something was wrong. And in this case, not realise that the thing that was wrong was apparently me.

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

Truthtrolling#

“The Black and Hispanic voters were overwhelmingly against me? Can they even vote?!”

Next step : “not voting for me is illegal”

“STOP MAKING MEMES AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING!”

You should get 1000 copies of that pic of him in his hideous apartment with Melanoma in her hideous dress leaning on his chair, while Barron sits on a really shitty looking toy lion that probably cost $40K... and stick it up on every telegraph pole in town.

Oh wait, the morons would probably go “Yeah! Now THIS is the…

Some might say you sound like any given college freshman.

“I laugh and laugh. And cry a little inside.”

Ivanka and her husband will move in to the WH and she will act as primary hostess.

Perhaps we’ll have a “stroke” of good luck.

sadly when you’re in the frying pan, even the fire sometimes can seem a better choice.

And, guess who our most famous constitutional lawyer is..?

But then we have a Pence problem. Which is likely worse.

Omg Cotton fucking Hill. I’d been desperately trying to think of who Pence reminded me of, as I knew I’d seen that smug, puckered face before.

I got into this with my mother yesterday. Her point was “see, he isn’t going to do all that horrible stuff he promised”. My response was “so, you openly think he lied to get elected and you think that is a good thing?”. Trump is quite the politician for an “outsider”.

So a couple of things: If you and your family don’t want to live in the White House then maybe don’t run for President. Also, I know that it is normal for Secret Service to secure the president, no matter where he is staying but the idea of the US Government paying the president as part of protecting the president is…

There’s no point in that. He represents a cabal of oligarchs. Cut of his head and he’ll grow another.