Now I’m convinced that Gia Giudice got a nose job in order to look less like her little sister (Melania).
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Another case of Republicans doing the right thing for the wrong reason?
Candidate Miller already blew the lid off that one.
Examining his own ejaculate, he was immediately struck by the tiny “animalcules” he found wriggling inside.” (Smithsonian) [emphasis mine]
You need to find someone bugs like to bite even more than you, and hang out with them. This conversation took place one summer:
Quoting a woman in a documentary I can’t remember the name of:
If you’re going to look it up (because some of us are curious and constantly learning), stick with Urban Dictionary. No pictures are included with the definition.
Tracy Reiner, plays Betty Spaghetti and while she has said repeatedly that she secured the role during a brief period when her mother wasn’t attached to the picture, I find that dubious and I still don’t care. I can’t imagine another Betty Spaghetti.
“Why Your Team Sucks” is returning, at a different url, with 18 former Deadspin writers.
I’ve never been a basketball fan (grew up with the Nets as the local team, now it’s the Wizards), but this was really funny to an outsider. Even if half the jokes went over my head, the ones that landed were hilarious. Great work!
The massive homeless encampments that will result from mass evictions and/or the terrible economy should not be called Hoovervilles, they will be known as Trump Plazas.
He was there representing Black Voices for Trump, an arm of the Trump re-election campaign aimed at increasing black support for President Trump. Cain served on the board as its co-chair.
I had no idea, thank you for sharing this!
Congressman Lewis didn’t attend Fat Donny Two Scoops’ (allegedly crowded) inauguration. Even if he weren’t filled with racist blood and bile (but not a racist bone), Cheetolini is transactional, and Lewis’s snub would have been returned with skipping his funeral.
While getting hammered after the rehearsal dinner, the bride-to-be told me how her husband-elect liked her to talk like the feather duster (high pitched, French accent) in Beauty and the Beast , it really turned him on.
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He’s got to travel, otherwise people might notice his absence at all the various ceremonies honoring Representative John Lewis.