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I find Senator Loeffler’s words to be

trump has accomplished nothing, so he blames other presidents for his problems and takes credit for other presidents work.

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I think it’s because so many of this country’s problems are the result of a different group of very rich opening their checkbooks to buy lawmakers and manipulate the rules to make it easier for them to amass more money and power.

With state services like the designed-to-be-so-frustrating-people-give-up unemployment insurance and designed-to-be-so-confusing-people-can’t-vote parole, what do people in Florida think their state taxes are paying for? Dumb governors are pretty inexpensive to run once they have a few exotic cars and a fancy…

If this were the Before Times, we could hope that next season’s Paw Patrol will include a new character: a yellow dog that lies so frequently, no one comes to rescue her when she needs help. A yappy dog with poofy yellow hair and a tiny cross on her collar.

It’s one of his tells. Much like his accordion arms indicate the delivery of another falsehood, the Sir stories are conversations that only took place within his orange head.

I’ve watched almost all of the briefings and one rally (never again, even Hal Sparks couldn’t salvage that snooze fest) and there are a bunch of things you can rely on Donny to say, because he’s programmed with a limited number of phrases. He will call the coronavirus “the plague” and/or “China virus” or sometimes…

Elsewhere in Virginia, Fairfax County just changed the name of Robert E. Lee High School to John R. Lewis High School. A trend of renaming things from loser Confederate soldiers to Civil Rights icons won’t be enough to salvage 2020, but it would still be nice.

I’m white*, house to the right holds a Black family, house to the left has a Latinx one, so my suburb has already been destroyed. It’s a lovely place to live.

Perhaps because there’s been no recent change in status? Or perhaps because the release date has already changed so often, no one bothers to report it anymore.

So this article should include a caution that exposure to Ritter chocolate will ruin one’s ability to enjoy Hershey products?

“Let’s make a chocolate bar that fits in everyone’s jacket pocket without breaking and weighs the same as a normal long bar,” she is supposed to have said (although in German).

It’s Lyon. As somebody who watched every single episode (which wasn’t easy in the last two seasons), the family name is Lyon, not Lyons. Lucious would not be pleased his chosen name is consistently wrong in this article. ;)

We shall see. I mean, Epstein (publicly) didn’t have the US President and Geraldo Rivera in his corner. ;)

Coach Mellor gets some good lines in now and then.

There are currently 12 Confederate statues in the Capitol collection and the bill would require the states who submitted them to reclaim them and submit new ones to replace them.

I suspect the woman next to the camera was unattractive to Donny, so she went from being grabbable to superfluous.

It seems that she has found that happiness, in the arms of Max Ehrich, whom she has been dating for four months and to whom she is now betrothed.