@trenchard - at their current size, they have 7 inch tongues, scaled up implies 13 inch tongues. that would be a significant benefit for certain segments of the population; `females nurse them for 4 months and they mature by the end of 18 months.

I think the Star Trek food dispensers were just fast 3d food printers with special effects added to pander to the masses.

There was so much wrong with the whole episode; the school cop giving her a chance to wiggle out is one but FFS the knives she was going to use! I don’t want to help people like her out but the human body is tough and very difficult to pierce so choosing kitchen knives would have cut up her hands pretty badly and she…

I am considering ordering a breast-free turkey from a local supermarket - I really dislike white meat and kind of like the image of a breast-free carcass baking in the oven at 180 F. Start it in the morning and it will be done for dinner. Since I live alone and love my own cooking - can’t go wrong with this plan. It…

When I wore my favorite sweatshirt, people would get really upset - it was a wine label for Joe Stalin Red a nasty, harsh, uncompromising, wine. People would yell at me about what an evil man he was but I was never turned away from a polling place.

I really dislike malteds! I much prefer milkshakes, not sure from whence the prejudice comes but I really, really dislike them.

My ex was a taster for Green Giant - she will never eat canned vegetables, especially corn. Maybe things have changed since the 70s but she says that the ‘aged’ corn was what went into cans and diseased corn was what went into creamed corn

Is Chipotle’s still poisoning people? I remember when there was a food poisoning story out of Chipotle’s every 6 months or so. Sorry, call me crazy but eating there is like playing Russian Roulette - and not in a good way.

One video showed a guy getting up, grabbing some hand lotion and a paper towel while everyone on the call was yelling at him, trying to get his attention, actually calling him on his cell to no avail - trou dropped and meeting adjourned.

Rush has cancer? I think I will have a beer

A person’s name is sacred (sacrosanct?); it is a public symbol for for a person. I am  trying to find the words for the very reprehensible act of mocking a person’s name but words fail. Perdue failed as a person; failed as a politician; failed in what makes a society work. I just fucking can’t...

Not true - one of the branches flipped up, smacked me in the butt and poked a hole in my tights (I was Rodger d’Ecargotte - named after the ‘business/pleasure’ scene in Start the Revolution Without Me

Not true - one of the branches flipped up, smacked me in the butt and poked a hole in my tights (I was Rodger d’Ecargotte - named after the ‘business/pleasure’ scene in Start the Revolution Without Me

There is some greyling who has never been to a kegger but this is what I want to say to him:

You’ve obviously never been to a kegger in the woods, asshat. I fucking broke branches and threw them into the fire. Your fucking ignorance is dripping

Call of the Drums - hmm reminds me of an old joke (fuck, almost everything reminds me of an old joke) - “when the drums stop, be afraid” (repeat versions of this sentence a couple times) “the bass solo starts”

I took karate in Montana in the mid-60s - no contact was allowed in the tournaments. None. I was shit at it but took 3rd in board-breaking. In the 70s, I used to wow everyone by breaking up wood for the fire. I got really good at all the hand-shapes (I actually got good by the end of the 70s after I went through a…

I use this trick when pouring Composi-mold to prevent it from stringing all over the counter but never thought to use it for food prep.

The 2 things I remember most about Canada are: