It’s at least as funny as “bourgie”. At least.

Alternate take: I am unsure why any of these are bad names?

“T-Mobile’s prices include taxes and fees, so theoretically, it will be lower than the prices from other carriers.”

You seem to have a misunderstanding as to what this ruling actually means

This is either cruel or great and hilarious. In accordance with my resolution of being positive, I’ll assume the latter and give you a star. I can almost see the Far Side cartoon.

I think this might be what I sound like when I sing nursery rhymes to my son. Poor poor child.

I thought ringtones were a thing just about the time that Smash Mouth was a thing.

Phase transitions. Think about the transition in ordered behavior between a solid and a liquid, or between a liquid and a gas. These abrupt dislocations are a way of demarcating when a certain macro effect dominates the description of the behavior of its individual particles.

I’m not a physicist by trade, but I studied cosmology in college and, if I recall correctly, it wasn’t until the universe “cooled” that a lot of the common phenomena of our universe worked. In the early universe there wasn’t enough room for particle phenomena of any kind, so it was all just Energy. Then it cooled…

Not excusing the University but what idiot thinks 30 grams of anhydrous caffeine won’t fuck you up? That’s like a dime bag full. Honestly, put 30 grams of powdered sugar or cornstarch on a digital kitchen scale and you can get a sense of how much caffeine that is. Don’t bother, I have. (Yes, I tared the penny)

I always thought the dinosaur also played the part of the gas that fueled Lightning McQueen.

Wouldnt work in a phone, and if it did it would be way too quiet. Sony and LG both have a TV that does this now. It won’t work properly if the frame of the TV (or device) isnt properly secured to a fixed and sturdy object. In Sony’s case, thats the included base/stand (so it doesnt work when wall-mounted). I am…

Ha ha! You’re so old! So old like me! You’re— oh. Crap.

I am a million years old, and was reading comics and playing RPG’s in the 1980's, therefore I get that reference.

So... roughly 5 million cubic kilometers of nickel-iron rich asteroid. Which comes out roughly to 4.1960e+16 tons assuming more iron than nickel. Take all the iron ever extracted on earth... I imagine that it wouldn’t come to more than a few percent of that amount of material. An asteroid like this could build…

How are you gonna headline about these garbage discs and not even show one?

Does it have to be on default “please move human” setting or can you have it play the chorus from “Move Bitch”? Because I’d lol all day if my little robo vacuum was blaring that song at me.

Can we please have an option for the robot to bump people’s legs repeatedly and say “out of the way, dirty meatbag”, if they refuse to move?

“deadly form of brain cancer known as recurrent multifocal glioblastoma, an often fatal condition”

When there is a full (double-strand) break in DNA, the cell most often repairs the break by using the homologous chromosome as a template.