I think I’ve taken this too far.

You need to ask the right question

That is the worst movie I’m going to pay $30 to go see in theaters next year... and I will love every minute of it.

Seems legit.

NIGHTMARES ABOUND TONIGHT, BOYS AND GIRLS

So what really happened is that someone in the casting agency put out the notice, someone else altered it further and put it on social media, the casting person was fired and that’s about it?

I originally had a snarky response ready to go, but using the Enterprise as a unit is actually pretty brilliant

Depth should be in fathoms and area should be relative to the size of Texas.

“Honey, what’s wrong...”

We don’t know a lot about what colour some extinct dinosaurs were, but this paleoart drawn up a few months ago is a good summary of what we do know.

I had a German roommate and we used to argue about this. Some guy in England got charged for being racist to a black British soccer player on Twitter. I felt uncomfortable with a government policing speech online using the criminal justice system (slippery slopes and all), while he was completely in agreement that…

Isn’t that Rocket with a jetpack on the left and Star-Lord on the right in the first picture? I mean I’d love some multidimensional multiStar-Lord action but I don’t think that’s what we’re seeing there.

Yeah, I dunno. Didn’t really grab me as worth seeing...

Me during the entire trailer:

With the right equipment in your back yard, you can prove humans went to the Moon thanks to the Lunar Laser Ranging experiment. Not that facts matter to truthers of course.

Little do people realize this film actually takes place in the future after Trump unleashes the demons of hell. Damon’s character was originally a border control agent that worked on Trump’s wall. That’s why he’s such an important element. He already has experience battling demonic invaders from atop a wall.