@BadPlasmid: Slurpee is 7-11 style.

@FluxDecapitator: It's an io9 repost, so you are now approved for io9.

@CaptainJack: Oh, that would be sweet! I wish xBox would drop their subscription fees for xBox live. So Sad to me, it is.

It'd be hard to get HD on a console that doesn't support HD video.

@peasant slayer: It looks more like a breathalizer than a tracking device.

@OMG! WTF!!: Yes, I found it. My day is complete.

@stuntpuppy: Don't diss the Britts!

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.2: Especially when the shoes are metallic leather heals. *sigh*

@iamjames: So the printer was drafting for most of the race. That's pretty smart and saves on fuel. The car should've let the printer go first.

@OMG! British Dinosaur!: Man, I wish this existed on Sega Gamegear. It would make a stellar paperweight.

I always suspected the Jobs was the devil. Now, I no longer have to wonder. We have photographic proof, horns and all!

@bustedchain: *cough* hearted. I snorted my drink from all your responses.

@geekymitch: I second that. It's good to have them out and alive, but seriously. Talk about some stupid gimmicks to get more consumers.

@FlameCell: Meh, fill it with warm air. It'll show up. As long as the rubber can withstand a little heater, they have an IR spoofer.

@Skunky: That is the best thing I've seen in four score days!

@RoboticSpacePenguin: The concert will have to be in a bar, too.

I just had Saints Row nastalgia!

@tdok: My car can drive over 10 douches in zeroish seconds.

Looks to me like some paratroopers conspiring to make a pilot loose his wings...

How many of those pink dots are shopping centers? How many of the blue dots are sports bars?