There is nothing that pisses me off more as a father than seeing “Tactical Baby Carriers with CAMO” for COOL NOT PUSSY DADS. Fuck off, seeing those ads targeted towards me because I’m a father demonstrates such fragile masculinity bullshit. Miss me with that. 

This whole thing is White’s fault and he deserves all of the shit that comes from it. Fuck that dude.

As a fellow white person can I just ask that we cool it with the fucking mayo. Please. It has no flavor and just lubes up your throat so we don’t choke on whatever season-less food we’re trying to gorge ourselves on.

Well for now I’ve enjoyed the Athletic Toronto and hope it keeps up for as long as possible. 

I mean yes all of this, but this is just the format use don Deadspin for anyone on the field. 

My heart stopped reading this, holy fucking shit. My girlfriend and I have a 10 month old daughter and the thought of anything happening to her (let alone from someone in the family) is literally the worst feeling I have ever felt. Thank you for posting this, and I hope that your family can move past this.

People on twitter criticizing this can eat my entire asshole.

lol sometimes you hit.

The only way Drake could win this beef is if he linked up with Malice, Wayne, and Birdman for a track using the “What Happened To That Boy” beat, and had Malice reveal that he wrote all of Pusha’s lines for Clipse, and that Pusha has never sold coke.

Cavs are gonna get swept in the same way the Raptors got swept these playoffs:

Game 1: Lose a heart breaker in overtime after multiple chances to win regulation.

Houston.

It is only a joke because LeBron is in it. Every year teams rise up and look like they can beat the GOAT, and every year he smacks them in the face and sends them packing.

Can’t believe you’re hating on sailor moon.

Is there not a difference between working for the DoD and using machine learning to automate how we kill people?

I literally don’t watch baseball at all.

Trying to edit (but fuck Kinja?) cuz apparently my longest drought list was old.

I haven’t been as invested in a Toronto sports team since the Leafs in 2013, and well we know what happened. The moment I start to believe, they disappoint me. I’m 28 now, and at this point I’m convinced I won’t see a Toronto team win a championship for a very, very long time. So cheers to all the losers out there:…

Spotify just added 30+ tapes from the Based God himself Lil B, so they will continue to get my money. #Blessed

The Western Conference final between the Warriors and Rockets is going to be interesting to watch only on paper, to determine which boring system to actually watch wins out.

Gonna be a wild night with the Raps Game 5 taking place at the ACC while the Leafs Game 7 is going on in Boston. God help the city if Both Leafs and Raps lose on Wednesday night.