I watched the first 2 episodes and decided it was all too silly for me. Then I heard about what happens in the 3rd episode and I figure I got out just in time…

The AV Club

"Like A Possum" is amazing. That whole album is underrated, imo.

I misread Ryan McGee's "asymptomatically revealing their feelings for one another" as "ASYMPTOTICALLY revealing their feelings for one another".

John Shaft!

I predict the porn adaptation of The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones will be called The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones.