ugh i hate the illinois nazis

How many times do people need to be told that the inherent implication behind black lives matter IS all lives matter?!?!

fuck their ‘what is your dream’ campaign fuck all this

This is the letter I just sent. They need to know liberals like $30 khakis too.

There are literally no moderate GOP candidates. Kaisch sounds the most sane, and he’s gutted the state’s education funding (much to the detriment of its nationwide rankings), defunded planned parenthood as thoroughly as he could, drastically cut the ability of unions to negotiate (hmm, maybe the teacher’s union’s lack…

Thank you for this. I saw that Stevenson piece in Slate and couldn’t believe what I was reading. Not only do hack writers mistake Jeb’s mayo-ass personality for moderation in policy, they also mistake it for a level of intellectualism that he doesn’t possess. “Doesn’t yell and carry on during debates? Oh, that’s…

Bush proposed to essentially privatize AFDC and SNAP. It’s the most extraordinarily evil idea since George Wallace endorsed “Separate But Equal.” Maybe even more so, because children will die of malnutrition. Children who did not choose their parents as well as Jeb! did.

JUST GONNA SIT OVER HERE CRYING GUYS. I’m so sorry for your loss. I’ve owned both cats and dogs and losing them opens up a hole in your heart that can shock you, especially if you aren’t prepared for the pain. You did a great thing by providing him with a home while he was here. You’re good people.

How painful that you couldn’t be there at the end. But your writing is wonderful. Give yourself some downtime; it takes the pain a long time to lose its sharp edge, but it really never goes away.

“If you cure them, you just lost your customer.”

Wealthy people commonly do not think of themselves as wealthy, even the ones graced with more self-awareness than you, which is to say any at all.

Changing jobs with every pregnancy is an absurd proposition.

People were attacking my opinion last night before I’d even started the article.

Poor, poor Clarence Thomas. Who’s he gonna concur with 99.99% of the time now?

It is dishonest to not mention your parents are rich and had servants. Please include this information in your narrative going forward.

You know, you keep saying this advice is “effective,” but you are repeating it secondhand from your mom, who was raising children in a different era — treating anecdote and opinion as time-tested fact. My mother’s experience (in the same era!) is no less true or valid than that of yours; my mother’s advice could not…

Trini here. You wear outrageous costumes, dance, sing, lime (trini slang for chillaxing with friends, basically) and drink. Sounds like she was doing exactly what everyone else was doing. This man is shit.

“I’ve proposed a few ways that this is ultimately her fault but you know, there could be more. Let your imagination roll!”

If you’re going with the college student = adult analogy, then you must extend it to college = work. If visitors were coming to tour my workplace and a group of coworkers behaved in this manner, they would be fired immediately.

Yep. Dude is about to get dumped