“Going in a different direction with Vulvatron” = NO GIRLS ALLOWED!

THIS! All the stars to you!

This is the tutorial I use when I go out in my vintage clothes. It’s 1940s, but not too different from 1930s:

I wasn’t interested until I saw the obligatory aerial shot of the action star ducking a sword. But -2 for Michael Caine not explicitly identifying himself as Michael Caine.

Wow Blue is an exact genetic copy of Bey & Jay!

Man, Amber & Johnny are a hot mess.

Because our small female brains are half that of a man and the fembots are improvements on that without the back talk...it’s science!

The fullips suction cup thingy is pretty popular, but use with caution. Hear that teens? It is NOT contraception!

So, at no point writing this long, stupid article did you say to yourself, “Naw, this is actually really mean and unnecessary.” Congrats.

mean-spirited jerk is a mean-spirited jerk

Great article! First the vote, then marathons...next, our reproductive rights!

Man, they are fucking up this franchise.

Because white men.

Who dat??

“In 2010, when the volcano named Eyjafjallajokull exploded in Iceland, Björk sent me an email: “I’m so proud to tell you that our baby volcano is just born—it’s so beautiful!”

Amen

cocaine; high highs, but the lowest of fucking lows, with a net loss of good feeling. I’ve never understood why people love cocaine so much—-oh that’s right it’s extremely addictive.

It’s really amazing; no matter the amount of money and fame you have, the drive to have more never really subsides, despite the likely chance of making yourself look desperate.

good thing I don't like books then

I assum you're referring to the Books?