we watched it a little late but the earth shook right when we saw Daario's naked ass because OF COURSE

No Bran or Hodor this season??? I've got the sads.

True story: I remember when Dave used to make fun of people who used Twitter, now dude is all about it. True story: and he's still a millionaire and I'm still a poor.

White girls: scared of water-things since ever.

Abigal Breslin & Evan Rachel Wood sound the same age, based on tweets alone.

Bey said the word “feminism” once, so....

USPS, that you?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

We had a 3-day, not too far away honeymoon in a city a couple hours away from where we lived. We did this mainly bc hubby was working on important Hollywood movie and they would only grant us short honeymoon. Anyway, cut to the last day of honeymoon when producer calls to say hubby has been let go (not cuz of…

I get horny as fuuuuck not using my nuva ring. I have to have hormonal birth control bc I have endometriosis. But holy fuck, after I have kids, I'm getting that copper IUD and fucking the shit outta my husband. By then, I'll actually be in the mood! Yay womanhood!

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCCCKKK!!!!!!!!!

police that are fucking idiots when it comes to the topic of rape? I dunno, seems pretty accurate to real life to me.

he has Janeway hair!

stated perfectly!

Oh I got so much shit for having a honeyfund!!! A little from my mother and a lot from one of her stupid friends. bitch didn't even invite me to her daughter's wedding even though I invited her entire family but I bitterly digress.

Tucker Carlson will always be the guy that got his ass handed to him on his own show by Jon Stewart. And Buckley Carlson...well you're just that dickhole's brother. Enjoy your newfound infamy!

I vote in favor of Scalia eating a bowl of infinity dicks.

there were some people who gave us shit for having a Honeyfund for my ONE wedding. Oh you want two poor people to pay for a wedding of 150? Then you're gonna have to pay for yourself instead of a toaster, plznthx.

Correction: 1 shade of Lena Dunham. Chick couldn't sell paint w dem acting skills.

Keep telling yourself that.