Somebody should have informed them that

Hey Kelley, how’s the dog?  HOW’S THE DOG, KELLEY?!?!

You’re right. Since fixing this one wrong thing won’t fix all wrong things we should never ever fix anything that’s wrong ever again.

Rooting for the Yankees or the Cowboys without and direct links to those teams or areas is probably a sign that you are a bad person. 

Yoh know damn well there have been more than enough instances of black and brown people doing exactly what they have been told by police and still get killed or beaten. What about that care giver in Florida , shot with his hands in the air? Philando Castile told the cop he had a gun and where it was , still was shot.…

“Unique circumstances”

Interesting. Which Bad News Bears? Matthau or Thornton? Neither is exactly PC and you’d obviously lean towards the original, but I wouldn’t think Tanner’s player descriptions would fly with MLB.

I don’t stand for the anthem anymore. At all.

If you’re upset about it, maybe you should be watching the flag, not me, dumbass.

Start killing conservatives before it gets out of hand it is, I guess. Shrug.

Even more sadly, he was traded to a team even further out of contention than the Cleveland Indians

oh yeah dude. huge oversight on my part not including a lengthy aside disavowing ariana grande in this post. I'll get right on that 

Salvi Perez and the World Series of Life (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Alex Gordon wouldn’t have scored from third (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Jack Stack, Q39, Bryants which BBQ is best? (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Herrerra and Davis, they haunt the Mets (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Shelter during twisters, don’t take the risk (yeah,…

Oooh. The Dead Letters on this one are going to be AMAZING. 

Damn. Poor thin skinned MAGAts getting mad at a satirical comic. What's next? Getting mad at an athlete for kneeling during a sport?

Let’s be fair. Fans of trump don’t understand satire anyway. They weren’t losing anyone by telling the truth.

“Well if you don’t like it then you can git out” is exactly the opposite sentiment that this country was founded on. Also there’s those pesky free speech, right to protest, and free press things. Thanks for playing tho.

That 2,000 figure is a bit misleading. Here’s a better number: three.

This comment is helpful in demonstrating that you didn’t read the article.

A two year old has no place at a baseball game. The kid isn’t going to get anything out of it, or remember any of it. That is 100% on the parents.