I'm writing a book about my experiences with trying to find a foundation that matches my skin tone. It will be called: for colored girls who have considered homicide when "tawny" to "toasted almond" is not enuf

Badly-behaved women rarely make bail. It's hard out there for a broad.

"Giant Sperm" is an interesting look on him.

"He's my elephant, and I love him. I love my live, gay elephant!!"

The picture that launched a thousand fan fics.