“Just as we all know there is no butter in peanut butter,

I would tend to agree that the meat lobbyists are being ridiculous with the notion of “cultural hijacking”. I mean to begin with, it’s a “hamburger” and I don’t know anyone who would expect it to be ham.

If the winners get Diet Coke, what do the losers get?  A colonoscopy?

“angry meat lobbyists” is how I’m going to start referring to all the incensed commenters who scurry out of the woodwork on every news article on vegetarians, vegans, meat substitutes, etc.

I’ve seen HFCS in glass bottles but only the 8oz ones not 12oz I think.

“My dream dude doesn’t exist.” “How does one switch off the built-in romantic drive?”

Counterpoint: Trump voters don’t deserve love, and that’s true for every last one of them.

I agree she shouldn’t stop seeing him (see my comment above).

First question - Easy solution . Have sex. Who cares if you don’t want to do it. We all do things we don’t want to do for our partners. If a relationship is as important to the writer as he claimed, then he should be willing to do what it takes to make one work.

You can’t go in with lesser babka!

Hopefully on the sidelines.

“let NBC off the hook”

It is pretty messed up to see Carey’s Biden impression driven more by how Biden has been portrayed by the Trump campaign than by observations drawn from objective reality.

...let NBC off the hook?

F you NBC. That was some deep bs gaslighting in that cold open. Biden was not abe Simpson and have some honest, fact filled answers. Especially with that q on transgender rights.

As Gilbert Gottfried, a casualty of what is perhaps the show’s worst season ever, once opined, it’s like a restaurant in a good location. For parents with newborns who won’t get to sleep, middle schoolers and teenagers confined to their rooms while their friends are out partying, shut-ins of every stripe, and folk who…

“Welcome to The WU Desk, muthafuckas!”

These sound good. I think I’ll appropriate them for the U.S. They’ll be called Joe Louis cakes and, as the story goes, the champion boxer used to give them out to kids after a winning bout to show that chocolate and cream are better together as a lesson in racial tolerance.

I think that might have been a valid argument generously two weeks into the presidency when people weren’t yet quite sure if Trump was all talk or if he was going to attempt to execute all things awful.  It didn’t take long to see that Trump doesn’t listen, doesn’t want to learn, doesn’t have a plan, and doesn’t care…

Punch Drunk Love is a great movie, but I’ll argue that Sandler’s best performance was in Uncut Gems. He was rolling high off his 90's movies going into PDL, but UG is when I think he brought it all together (without the man/boy/baby talk).