Recent polls have shown Cunningham increasing his lead over Tillis, so it seems like the people who care about this issue weren’t “persuadable” anyway.

DC Follies or GTFO!

The advice to WIDOW is one of the best bits of advice I’ve seen given to anybody.

Coming 2 America coming to Amazon Studios.

So is the premise that Akeem was busy having one night stands with random women before and/or during his courtship of Lisa?

If you don’t like superheroes, that’s fine. But the story of One Special Person Who Saves the Day goes back to antiquity. Like any genre fiction, there are good and bad versions of that kind of story. Rugged self-reliance, superhuman skill and defiance of authority goes back at least as far as Robin Hood in the…

“You know, Mack...you’re the only truck I’ve done this with.”

Don’t. Let her think you’re a truck. She’ll want to continue dating you because of your ability to transport large objects across considerable distances. Compare that to normal human you; one option is clearly superior.

Tell her she is mistaken. You actually want to offer her great late night deals at McDonald’s.

Tell her that she is mistaken: You are a knife not a truck!

The only smart appliance we have is a Nest thermostat. We were out of town - little over an hour away - recently when a hurricane hit and we were able to check with the Nest app to see if the power was back on back home. Nope! So we stayed where we were. We didn’t have power there either but at least we weren’t…

Ah, see, this is why I just can’t bother with polyamory.  Who has this kind of time and emotional labor to commit with more than one person?  I can barely manage to scrape together enough patience and emotional fortitude to deal with my one spouse, much less any other partners.

Like many people, I despise most aspects of the Bill Maher persona, but he’s one of the only left-of-center TV hosts who even books conservatives/Trumpies, and he usually calls bullshit to their face, which we don’t often see anymore. Stewart was far better at this type of thing during the Bush era, but nearly every…

“There’s no real explanation for why HBO continues to hand out renewals to Real Time With Bill Maher even though nobody likes the show,”

I am all in favor of giving bandwidth to assholes who are being made examples of. 

If you have a grill at home, you can pretty much improve on his food by going to a good butcher and buying a clip-on ponytail. 

Can we please stop giving this douche bandwidth?

“Logan, you son of a bitch!”

This was dismissed when it came out as “Ocean’s 7-11" (which I’m pretty sure was a joke that they used in the movie itself). My thing is, why is that a knock against it? Redneck Ocean’s 11, you say? Sold.

Avoid the wine and go for the basque ciders.  Wonderful.  Also poured from a height.