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Sep 12 2019
7

That is what Bernie whispered in Biden’s ear when Castro asked, “do you forget what you said two minutes ago?” Read more

Sep 12 2019
28

You spelled “A geist” wrong. I’m fully in favor of rule by ghosts, in the most ancient Martian tradition. Read more

Sep 11 2019
89

“their conservative base is increasingly embracing the idea that if they cannot win within the confines of the institutions and processes set up to reflect the preferences of a pluralistic society (free and fair democratic elections, protections for free speech and minority rights backed by courts, etc.), then they Read more

Sep 11 2019
246

Probably worth mentioning that the reason Democrats didn’t show up, and the entire reason they were assured there were not going to be votes in the morning, was so they could attend a 9/11 memorial service (I mean, you can just imagine the fucking right wing conniption that would accompany Democrats holding a surprise Read more

Sep 7 2019
2

I saw this at CES in 2010.

Sep 7 2019
70

It would have the side effect of destroying the universe in an expanding bubble traveling at the speed of light, which is why she suggested not to do that. Read more

Sep 7 2019
8

Clearly it’s meant to evoke the Google logo, and is to announce the new Android Apple. Or Apple Android. Appledroid.

Sep 6 2019
21

Rainbow Apple, Can only be one thing

Sep 6 2019
61

I’ll tell ya what it doesn’t mean:

Sep 6 2019
6

Thats her Indian name, Speaks to Managers

Sep 6 2019
4

That’s DOCTOR Kelli Ward to you pissants. And, sadly, she is a real medical doctor Read more

Sep 6 2019
38

Wierdly the only places I see open carry is affluent suburbs. I was in rural Alaska one summer and a couple bears strolled through the middle of town. The locals were totally nonchalant about it. I asked a guy. “This happen a lot?” He’s like “Yeah. Wolves too sometimes but they usually wait until everyone is asleep.” Read more

Sep 6 2019
70

She speaks to ALL of the managers.

Sep 6 2019
27

Uh, excuse me....... That’s DOCTOR Kelli Ward to you pissants. And, sadly, she is a real medical doctor, as well as a dedicated Joker cosplayer:

Sep 6 2019
2

“Creating jobs” is a very go-to point a lot of rich business owners and politicians love to use. It was popularized around 9/11 and during the recession. It was never in the context that many think it means, which is being paid fairly.

Sep 6 2019
3

He still thinks he’s crushing it, and sadly, so do his followers.

Sep 6 2019
131

‘And that’s when the fire department rolled up on our house. Our dog started barking, and when we opened the door the firefighter pulled of their glove, reached in their pocket, and pulled out a treat. It was horrible, Steve.’

Sep 6 2019
157

Look, if they want a better job, they should buy more money.