This is how I want to go out.

Be as loud as you want.  95% of people don’t give a fuck about you spazoid fucktards. 

Which was hilarious and true.  Thanks. 

Why would you ungrey me?  

Women are like what 50% of the population? How about they try doing some shit for themselves for a change?

I am IT!

The fact that they arrested him means that they were not in the prescription bottle for those pills. Can’t take ‘em out and put them in a bag or something. Not sure about the legality but given the result of this...

Prescribed to who?

I want to find a gif for that but unfortunately I’m at work...

“It’s like a blowjob where you’re not allowed to finish.”

Clickbait?

“Jose Alba killed Austin Simon at the Blue Moon corner grocery in Harlem after Simon, 35, went behind the counter and physically confronted Alba, 61, over an argument that started with Simon’s girlfriend. When it was over, Simon, who was unarmed, was bleeding to death on the floor.”

No black man should fear retaliation when he attacks a bodega owner. Gotta close that assault knife loophole.

Don’t forget. That scumbag’s girlfriend pulled out a knife and stabbed Alba at the same time that he was warding off her boyfriend. You can actually see the stab wound on his arm in the video.

Biden: “The climate needs to be taken seriously. It’s ahhhhhh, it’s a threat and we don’t want that! (chuckles to self) So we’ll get rid of the climate and put it on the hairy legs, thus maintaining equality for short bread.”

The rest of the human population: O_0

Look, until proven otherwise, I’m going to assume that Alec Baldwin shot this guy.

NO.  I need you to use the full term.  To not do so is literal hate speech. Also, sometimes I identify as various wildlife and I will need you to refer to me in the ‘language’ of whatever animal I am currently inhabiting.  At the moment it is a honey badger.  Rawwwrr  GRRRRRrrrrrrrrRRRR yiff yiff. 

If I want to be called supreme chancellor of big dick daddies can I get super pissed and throw a Twitter temper tantrum if somebody refuses to call me by my chosen name?

Here is a teen who de-transitioned speaking out about the dangers of gender reassignment to CA legislators:

Are travel restrictions still xenophobic?