Definitely swords.

Yeah, but his banal non-apology apology will sound AMAZING!

Bob Ross, I’d be so sad if Bob Ross turned out to be a creep. Like, what about the happy little clouds Bob!? Now they’re crying, just like me! Lol

So to recap:

“Alien Miners” is like 50% of Doctor Who episodes.

Excuse me, I think you mean “one of the best”.

When I saw this headline other places, I naively assumed that the seat he was pissing on was his own.

Then he was vale—-torian then too.

So does the infield and grandstands at NASCAR.

Yeah, I really don’t understand her line of thought. The republicans have made fun of her father for years, and are continuing to do so while he is dying. What does she do to repay him? Kiss the GOP’s ass, daily.

Can we also acknowledge that in her own post she states that he threatened her life and the life of her family and then pulled a gun. She was SO SCARED that she went home and grab her gun to chase down the man that terrified her.

He doesn’t even deserve the happiness that mariachis bring. He needs to get tuba’d everywhere from now on.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is if Oliver North didn’t sell him the ammo too.

Mark Ruffalo and John Rhys-Davis should get matching tattoos to commemorate their opting out of their films’ matching tattoos.

Now, that’s how you Bear Down for a Medical Emergency.

10,000 Mentos, artistically raining onto the floor and bouncing in slow mo, possibly while doves took flight from the shelves.

What the F.

Joe Don Baker IS "Mittens"!